With my hangover from welcoming another new year barely over, I been wondering if someone’s switched my glasses with rose-colored lenses. Have you noticed the shops getting a makeover lately? The sea of red is unavoidable and I’m not talking about Chinese New Year. Whole Foods has started putting the lowly beet, known for it’s slippery sweetness (:o), front and centre in the produce section. London Drugs has replaced their discounted Christmas chocolate with heart-shaped treats of all kinds wrapped in red foil. Even the (please drink responsibly) BC Liquor Store is recommending we stock up on bubbles for all those special occasions (like getting engaged, perhaps?) My favourite (abnormally sarcastic) Globe & Mail columnists are complaining about the commercialization of Valentines Day (this is not news in my opinion, as they gripe about this every year) and my radio station is awash with people (mostly men) chiming in about how much they hate Valentines Day, complaining that their girlfriends/wives/lovers are dropping none-too-subtle hints about the flowers/lingerie/chocolate/ dinner/massage they would like to receive as a testament to their love.
“I hate Valentines Day,” Ashton Kutcher has tweeted, “I prefer to be romantic any other day of the year.” Spoken like a true married man.
Well dear Ashton and friends, if they’re hinting, you probably haven’t been romantic enough lately. So take the hint and dash to the mall to score some quick points. Show her the money, honey!
Valentines Day is, after all, the most popular day to get engaged (according to answers.yahoo.com). But what do you do to celebrate your love once you’ve bought the proverbial cow? You’ve bought the ring, said “till death do us part”, and sent all the thank you cards (well at least signed your name), what more could she possibly want?
Well I can only speak for the ladies but for starters, we don’t want to cook. I know, I know – going out for dinner on Valentines Day, with your elbows just one inch from the elbow of the hot (and probably unmarried) couple beside you, is no one’s idea of fun either. But why not take over the stove for a change? My friend’s husband always does brings home fresh lobster for V-day dinner. Big points for little effort here – use your manly biceps to wrestle said crustacean into boiling pot of water, warm up some butter and voila, a dinner fit for Marie Antoinette. My husband once made me cilantro & ginger topped salmon fillets pan fried in rice paper wrappers. Totally yummy, but so much work it only happened once. And if you really can’t cook, you could always raid the condiment section of your refrigerator and have a strawberries, honey and jalapeno pepper picnic in bed, maybe even blindfolded, 9 1/2 weeks style!
We LOVE chocolate & red wine. Try kissing her with both of those in your mouth. It’ll be like you invented the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup. Delish.
We LOVE flowers, but they die too soon. I know they cost a tonne too, so my money would be on potted red tulips to be the gift that keeps on giving as the bulbs can be planted in the garden for next year. Tulips are much better than Orchids, as they are supposed to die rather quickly, whereas Orchids are just another thing to keep alive in the house.
WE LOVE shiny things that come in tiny, blue boxes, and they too cost a tonne. But I still like them.
We also LOVE having a stranger rub massage oil all over our naked bodies and not have to put out. Putting out with your partner after said massage, however, is also very good.
Sure, Valentines Day and their sentiments have been trivialized by a retail industry that wants us to show our love in dollar bills. But there are many ways to do this, both big and small. And if we don’t celebrate our love for each other in a big, gaudy, purposeful fashion one day a year, then when? I think we should be thanking Hallmark for the annual reminder! Especially you November babies!
What I am getting my the love of my life? I was thinking this..(get them at http://www.honeygifts.com, hot lady not included. Not that hot lady anyways)
Show your kids your spouse still rocks your world. Show them that you know what love is all about. So make an effort this Valentines Day, it won’t kill you and it might even get you laid.
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I join the complainers on this odd holiday of sorts – I’ll indulge my children (why ruin their fun?) but otherwise think Valentine’s Day is a silly excuse to buy a card.
But then again I’m weird, and have no interest in massages or shiny things, and the last day I want to receive flowers is when you pay double for them. Pragmatic to a fault!
you are so right I would definitely love it if hubby cooked lobster! I LOVE cooking WITH my “hubby” though its a great way to bond i highly suggest it. Then he gets brownie points for even LESS effort to be fair lol.
Jason always brings me home something on the 13th to prove he does not follow this Valentines Day nonsense. That said, he always buys Enna a gift ON Valentines day..i guess there is nothing more romantic that your hubby buying your little girl something red and sparkly. Me on the other hand, will be sporting those undies. Hopefully they have speedy shipping!
Haven’t we all heard the “I don’t need a holiday to remind me (or show you) that I love you…?” The truth is – yeah, we do! Life is crazy! Sometimes you need something, someone or just some special made up day to make you STOP, and give your loved ones your full attention.
I’ve gone a complete 360 and fully embraced this day, heart shaped treats, overpriced flowers and all. We’ve made it easy on each other though. One year he plans a night away dt (or dinner in) and the next year, it’s up to me. No pressure. No expectations. No gifts. Just an excuse to celebrate us.
Found your site through Deanna, and you are too funny! Do you think they make that bow in XL/Husky? Does the XL/Husky immediately take all the sexy out of it?